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Memo To Co-Workers: Your Lunches Stink!


To:          All my Co-Workers

Date:      12/20/07

From:     DayJobNuker

Subject: Your Lunches Stink!


From this date forward please refrain from bringing smelly lunches to work. Smelly lunches are an offense to all our senses and they should never be eaten in your cubicle

If you absolutely have to bring a stinky lunch, it must immediately be placed in the refrigerator and you must eat it in the cafeteria/lunchroom on the lower floor. You are no longer allowed to eat any stinky food in your cubicle.

This is the new office policy that will remain in effect until the time I NUKE MY JOB! After I am long gone you can once again begin bringing your stinky lunches to work and annoying those around you.


PS. Any questions about what is stinky and not stinky will be decided by me, DayJobNuker

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  • 1

    haha, this cracked me up but I know what you mean. Ugh I hate that.

    homemom3 on December 20th, 2007
  • 2

    Heated up lunches are bad, microwave popcorn is worse, and burnt microwave popcorn is punishable by flogging! I agree!

    Allyn Paul on December 20th, 2007
  • 3

    That’s funny. While we’re at it, why not flog the obnoxious cell phone ring tone offenders as well…:)

    Blogtommy on December 20th, 2007
  • 4

    What if it stinks up the refrigerator as well? I saw on TV sometime ago, this guy at a news station who decided to clean out the office refrigerator. He had to put on a hazmat suit! There were things in there that were from the 90’s I think.

    Hock on December 21st, 2007
  • 5

    Haha, great. I have this problem at work too. One person on the other side of the office from me is always cooking up this nasty crap. I swear I go home smelling like it too.

    Mr. Disgruntled on December 21st, 2007
  • 6

    Its bad on airplanes now too since everybody has to bring their own food.

    DayJobNuker on December 21st, 2007
  • 7


    Vladimir Tess on December 21st, 2007
  • 8

    “stinky lunch” lol

    Markie on December 21st, 2007
  • 9

    In my 9-5 days there was someone who always brought this nasty cup soup, not sure what flavor but i’m guessing it was Feet, Cabbage, and Bus Exhaust…. that’s what it smelled like anyway. Thanks for reminding me. 🙂

    Bob on December 22nd, 2007
  • 10

    You ever smell reheated chicken parmasean? Smells like someone vomited in a toaster then turned it on. This dude in my office brings it in once a month.

    Budgetboy on December 22nd, 2007
  • 11

    LOL Budgetboy. No I dont think I have smelled it and now I know I don’t want to!

    DayJobNuker on December 22nd, 2007
  • 12

    I know exactly what you are talking about. What a funny article!

    Dui Lawyers on December 22nd, 2007
  • 13

    hmm… i think my lunches smell nice and delicious ^^

    kaklong on December 23rd, 2007