NOTE: For those of you who have no sense of humor I must tell you this post is a JOKE. If you would like to see my how I make money for real with proof, please visit my CashCrate review page where I have both check and video proof of 3 of my checks totalling over $3,000.
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No wait, make that “I earn over a million dollars a year and I will show you how you can too!”.

Or maybe this is better: I earn $6,000 a week and will show you everything. This is not a scam, here is a copy of my tax return to prove it (I wave a blank tax return in the direction of the camera).

How about this headline from the fake National Inquisitor: College Graduate Makes $2,818 Per Month in Online Venture (bottom of the story leads to a link to Google Works)

Then there is this Bill Bartman guy who has been spamming my blog nonstop for a couple weeks now who claims: “I’m Bill Bartmann, the self-made billionaire who is, for a very limited time, willing to mentor YOU on how to CASH IN on the trillion-dollars in Bank-Owned Assets that are wreaking havoc on our economy”. He also claims he doesn’t need to work 60 or 70 hours a week. What? If you are a billionaire you don’t need to work 1 hour a week!

Just for fun you should type into Google “ways to make money” or “how to make money”. Then look to the right of your screen to see all the paid ads. Those ads are freakin hilarious and if you want a good laugh click on some of them.

Many of them have videos with some schmuck telling you he’s not scamming you and you should buy his rapid profit system or some other crazy lie. The buzzwords these guys use just keep on flowing:

Thank you for landing on my website. Please watch the video below which will show you how you can amass a fortune with my proprietary make money online secret system that I use to make more than a million dollars a year. You will find this easy money system that works on autopilot while you sit at the beach to be something that anyone can do with no out of pocket investment. If you use this $1000 a week legitimate easy money cash machine to kick start your online business so you can blow off your day job, you will be able to work from home part time while you make a full time income. With a once in a lifetime business opportunity like this, you might be thinking it is a scam but this is 100% scam free with proof and if you act now (there are only 45 spots left) then you will be included in my inner circle and taught how you can change your life. Yes, dear friend, this is your chance to get in now before time runs out and start making amazing money with this magnificent money maker which you can put to work in just 6 minutes. You will make $300 in the first 10 minutes and $100 cash per hour after that so don’t delay and get our free money back guaranteed Google kit that will show you how I now make $9000 or more from home.

No wonder so many people have so much trouble getting started making money online. There are a lot of land mines out there!

College graduates are finding the real world of job hunting to be quite a frightening place. I would love to be younger again but I would hate to be someone who just graduated college and is now pounding the pavement (or the Internets top job websites) to find a job.

Jobs for recent college graduates are at an all time low with no real end in site. Many are choosing to go to graduate school as a better option than sitting around waiting for a miracle. What is making it so hard to find that first real job is that there are fewer of them and college graduates are now having to compete with seasoned workers who have been laid off.

Entry level jobs used to be for young workers who want to get their foot in the door. Right now in 2009 and 2010 though, “entry level” is a a job title that many people will gladly take. After all, any kind of job is better than no job.

What do kids who have just graduated college do then? They have to keep looking and never give up all the while trying to keep the best attitude as possible. The more contacts they make the better their chances and never before has “networking” been more important.

During their jobs search they might look for other ways to earn money both on and offline. Rather than sit around all day, they should be learning a new skill and trying to broaden their knowledge base in order to open up more options. Jobs that are hiring are few right now and they need to find a way to make it through until the economy picks up again.